I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I deserve a break

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out over a building. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

My friends won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Like, for real
• I'm going to have to write this down

I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this read more the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?